Halloween Jokes


Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have any guts.

Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A: A Boo-ick.

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

A: Peekaboo

Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

A: Dead ends...

Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What did the little monster have in his rock collection?

A: Tombstones.

Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?

A. I Scream.

Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?

A: Decomposing.

Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?

A: They both come out at night.

Q: What type of dog does Dracula have?

A: A blood hound.

Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?

A: Wrap!