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Halloween
Jokes
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross
the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts.
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
 
A: A Boo-ick.
Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peekaboo
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
 
A: Dead ends...
Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
 
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the little monster have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones.
Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?
A. I Scream.
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
 
A: They both come out at night.
Q: What type of dog does Dracula have?
A: A blood hound.
Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap!
 
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