Perks of being a Senior Citizen


In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.



You can eat dinner at 4:00.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

You got cable for the weather channel.



You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.



Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

You have great friends who think of you often and send you lists like this!