Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have any guts.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A Boo-ick.

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

Peekaboo

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

Dead ends...

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did the monster have in his rock collection?

Tombstones.

What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?

Decomposing.

Why are vampires like false teeth?

They both come out at night.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap!