Mommyisms

Motherhood - If it was going to be
easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!

Three ways to get something done:
Do it yourself, hire someone to do
it, or forbid your children to do it.


Raising a teenager is like
nailing Jello to a tree.

God gave you two ears and one mouth...
so you should listen twice
as much as you talk.


Adolescence is the age at which children
stop asking questions because they
know all the answers.

The smartest advice on raising
children is to enjoy them while
they are still on your side.


Avenge yourself - live long enough
to be a problem to your children.

Happy Mother's Day